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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 99

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Don’t have a stupid-sounding doorbell.
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.

Please, please, please don't get yourself into a situation where you are interviewing either minions or prisoners. I'm not trying to encourage anyone into villainy by writing this.

This is a good tip, by the way. If you have this awesome lair, don't ruin it with a stupid-sounding doorbell. That's not classy at all.

One more to 100!!!!!
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