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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 92

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Don’t put the “fun” in funeral by bringing out your freeze ray... unless of course it’s the funeral of your arch-nemesis. If so, you have every right to gloat and make the other funeral-goers as miserable as possible.
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.

These are in no way something that you should be doing. Arson and murder (along with all the other suggestions) are very, very bad. Please don't actually take my advice on any of this.

Late again. But if I get more responses on my evening posts, I'll consider moving my posting time.
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