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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 41

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I don’t care if you’re low-budget. Wearing sunglasses indoors is never cool, and don’t even think about shining a flashlight under your chin.

If you want to be a bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical advice book to the typical movie-style blundering bad guy, with tips that might just be helpful, but not in real-world circumstances.

Please don't try this at home. Or at your friend's house. Or anywhere, for that matter.

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