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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 176

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98.09% of marriages between a villain and a commoner end in divorce or suicide within 90 days. (100% for superhero/villain relationships, but the villain usually gets the short end of the stick in that case.)
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.
Please don't consider a career in villainy after reading my advice. No, seriously. Do NOT follow the instructions here!
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