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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 154

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Don’t invest in a lion pit, since they are expensive to maintain. Instead, go for a good old electric chair or invisible flesh-eating bats.
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.
Please don't consider a career in villainy after reading my advice. No, seriously. Do NOT follow the instructions here!

Invisible flesh-eating bats rock.
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wiliaso's avatar
I dont know about those invisible flesh-eating bats. One wrong move from your henchmen and you might lose half your work force