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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 147

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Everyone gets sick sometime, even villains. When you’re down for the count, try to stay out of sight for a while until it passes. If it’s a bad time to go incognito, try to keep your wheezing and nose blowing to a minimum.
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.
Please don't consider a career in villainy after reading my advice. No, seriously. Do NOT follow the instructions here!

I wrote this after recovering from a massive cold, and wondered what it would look like to see a villain with a perpetual runny nose.
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