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Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 137

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Invest your money. Rich villains are always the most successful.
If you want to be a better bad guy, there are some rules that you should follow...

The Beginner's Guide to Being a Better Bad Guy is a satirical self-help book directed towards helping up-and-coming villains succeed in their new careers.
Please don't consider a career in villainy after reading my advice. No, seriously. Do NOT follow the instructions here!

Always remember to diversify your funds. You certainly don't want to lose it all and have to go back to robbing banks.
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I want to be a rich villain.